10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger