10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.