10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.