10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson