10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm