10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "No river, no fish."