10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."