10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is for loners.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio