10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.