10 Random Poker Quotes

Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
in the poker game of life women are the rake
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson