10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.