10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• It's Free To Fold...
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?