10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo