10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event