10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.