10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT