10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "No river, no fish."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson