10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003