10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob