10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "No river, no fish."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.