10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003