10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.