10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.