10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"