10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it