10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Welcome to kicker school
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.