10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Welcome to kicker school
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel