10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!