10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• It's Free To Fold...
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."