10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd