10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.