10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.