10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.