10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake