10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.