10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"