10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed