10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson