10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• It's Free To Fold...
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.