10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus