10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson