10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio