10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright