10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• if u play for the thrill u are ill