10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson