10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.