10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A