10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.