10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.