10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is for loners.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...